Funny Voicemails?
i’m sure u’ve heard about these but anyways here they are 1)Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with 1 of these magnets 2) A is for academics, B is for beer. 1 of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message and I’ll get back to you 3)Hi. This is john. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money 4) Hi. Now you say something 5) Hi, I’m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep 6) Hello. I am David’s answering machine. What are you? 7) Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages 8) This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone think
