What the hell happened to Jerry Yang?
That guy won like $8 million and then disappeared off the face of the planet. Considering we’re talking about J-Yang here, I feel the need to answer this question in the form of a prayer: Dear Lord Baby Jesus (as with all Jews, I feel more comfortable praying to Jesus in his baby form), Thank you for showing us all last summer that you do indeed care about poker. Our brother Jerry Yang asked for your help in winning the Main Event, and you heeded his call. Now all players pray for their cards, especially when they need a runner-runner to hit their straight on the river and win the biggest tourney in the world. You are on the donkeys’ side, and we appreciate that. Now if you could permanently disable my doomswitch and legalize online poker in America, I’d love you forever. Some people say you’re just a figment of my imagination, but I’ve always believed in you Santa, er, Big Daddy Jesus… On a serious note, I have no idea what the Yang-ster is up to these days. I do know that $8 million
