Do ya hate school?
by The Jolly Roger – One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell ’em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer…). – Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!). – Use a smoke grenade in the hallway. – Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM. – Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards. – Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry! – Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is
