Why are women always cold?
Dear Cecil: I need to know why the women in my office always seem cold while the men are warm. The women are always wearing light sweaters (even in summer) and complaining about the air conditioning. Last summer I called maintenance to have them adjust the temperature, which was 25 degrees Celsius (or 77 degrees Fahrenheit), down to 21 (room temperature), only to be confronted by several cold women. Why are they always so cold? I have tried to tell them that their constant dieting (i.e., skipping lunch and eating too much salad, while sneaking in the occasional cookie or two) not only doesn’t help them lose weight but lowers their metabolism and promotes poor blood circulation. In response, they tell me they’re cold because of their monthly period. As that can account for only about a week of every month, I think they’re wrong. Please try to settle this. — Harold Ykema, Toronto, Canada Excuse me, Harold. Did you say you were working in an office or a morgue? Assuming it’s the former, I
