How often does the VRWC meet?
A. The VRWC meets as occasion requires. You will be notified subconsciously via television in the following manner. Tune in to Rivera live. If you get the distinct (albeit queasy) impression that Gerry has a shrine in his home that features photographs of Bill Clinton in the buff that simply means you’re tuned to the right channel and that Marcia Clark isn’t guest-hosting. If the White House apologist du jour fails to use the words “reprehensible and indefensible” that is a sign that there is an emergency meeting of the VRWC. The VRWC always meets at the stroke of midnight. It’s your turn to bring doughnuts to the next meeting, by the way.
