Who was the Mayor of Smiley Town?
“South Park” – “The Wacky Molestation Adventure” Cartman. After the kids rescued Linda and Mark from the kindergarteners, Craig told them that he’d been given orders to take them to the Mayor. Linda and Mark were excited until they discovered the Mayor was Cartman, who told them that there were no parents or working phones. When asked how they communicated, Cartman held up a glass jar and spoke into it, asking Butters how long the visitors’ car would take. Then he screwed a lid onto it and handed it to an assistant. That seemed to be the breaking point for Mark, who huffed, “Alright, we’ve had just about enough here. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t care what little games you kids want to play, we just want out of here, alright?” Just then, the messenger returned and when Cartman unscrewed the lid, Butters’ voice replied to Cartman’s inquiry: “It’s gonna be about three days.” With what “weapons” did the Smiley Town kids barrage the Treasure Cove kids once Linda
