Has Barbie Gone Bad?
Barbie, after being a role model for pre-teens everywhere (except most third world countries, where parents may not fully appreciate spending four months’ wages on an inedible plastic doll) may have finally succumbed to the pressures of celebrity. In recent weeks she has been spotted leaving some of the hottest elite bars in LA, usually noticeably intoxicated. There has also been concern about her recent weight loss, and erratic behavior (so many free paparazzi pics of her in various states of exposure have flooded the internet that sales of porn have plummeted in recent weeks). She has claimed she is just “naturally slenderer than I used to be, genetically-wise” and that she has been “recovering from a sucky stomach virus”. In an attempt to counter the concerns over her weight loss, she sat across from the central camera during the World Series Game 3 in Colorado and proceeded to eat four hotdogs. However, eye witness accounts claim she didn’t keep them down very long and one even cla
