Who Is Zatoichi?
Zatoichi is a blind samurai I blatantly stole from old Japanese movies of the same name. He works as a Secret Service Agent for Bush (he had to hire either a woman or someone who is handicapped). I recommend watching the old Zatoichi movies which are now on DVD (there is a new one made recently with a different actor, but I haven’t seen it yet). Zatoichi’s first appearance is here.