Whats with the poodle?
About three or four years ago, Bill O’Reilly began touting the need for a boycott of all things French as retribution for their lack of support towards the States. Jim and Margery, known to ride on Bill’s coattails, began suggesting to their listeners, an emotionally vulnerable group, that they bring their French pets to a drop-off box located outside the studio. In what would become a shameless litany of self-promoting acts, I seized the opportunity and offered my kit, Poodle-B-Gone, for just $29.95. The kit included three helium balloons and a string, along with a leather flying helmet. An alert listener with a Nikon happened to snap a picture of one of the unlucky pets shortly after launch. Sad as it may be, it appears to have been a good day for flying. This unfortunate episode began what appears to be a never-ending string of mostly useless products for $29.95. “Bride-Finder” inspired by the run-away bride. “Up-Skirter Alerter” , a small security camera aimed at keeping your wife’
