What are Pirate Points?
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there was a high school ruled by the wealthy kids from the prestigious 90909 zip code. In this magical land, the 09er minority ruled over all the important school activities, such as student council, sports, and cheerleading (which is, apparently, a sport). The 09er-controlled student council instituted a system that gave points to students who participated in certain activities. If students collected enough Pirate Points, they would get special privileges such as having their lunches delivered. The powerless peon majority often bitterly complained that the Pirate Points were unfair and elitist because the points were only given for certain 09er-controlled activities. Luckily, these insurgents had no voice in the student government, so peace and order was maintained.
