Whats the opposite of a turd?
Doctor: For that I’ll charge you extra. Nurse: Doctor, we’re losing the Patient. As per the intellectualism of the time, the loss of the patient (as in those who wait) would be the disaster both of the Establishment and of the Antiestablishment. Currently, the expression utilizing excrement as an emphatic and as an identifier linguistically would be cunningly applied to this topic: it rhymes with “it’s the spit.” As far as whether the saliva of dogs or cats is antiseptic, the jury is out on that one. As for what is antiseptic about “The Magic Christian,” the loss of both the patient and the Patient, identified for the purposes of this discussion as the world under the influence of the former British Empire, can be seen in the need for identification both of what the “wound” was and what the “micro-organism” was. Lastly, an antiseptic is a reference to Sanity, as etymologically derived from sanitation as well as madness.