Whats the worst smell in the world?
The most offensive smell ever is, as luck would have it, perfect for practical tomfoolery. It is a pungent, nasty odour which insults the nose and repulses the olfactory nerve. Here’s how to ruin a long car journey. You will need: one largish bogey (dry is better, but a sticky one will do) and a car cigarette lighter. In the rare situation of being in a Rover 3500, now is a good time to piss around with the electric windows until they become stuck in the closed position. Place the bogey onto the lighter and press it. You may perform this in an elaborate ‘fresh-from-the-nose’ ceremony as nobody knows what’s about to ensue. As the bogey heats up, the smell becomes stronger and more pungent. Large bogeys are cause for stopping the car and putting the air conditioning on. Great fun.
