Robot Wars or Hollyoaks?
That’s a can of cack you’re opening there. Robot Wars of course, but do you think Dave will have it? Oh no. Bloody Hollyoaks! What a vaccuum packed mound of effluent. It’s aimed at the ‘first bra and braces brigade’. I remember it when it was Tucker’s Luck, and a damn site better it was too! I’d rather watch some radio controlled cars with hammers selotaped to them (knocked up by some bloke and his twelve year old in their shed) beating the crap out of each other in a pitifull attempt at exciting television and, fortunately, this is provided on BBC2. Roar. Robot Wars it is because it’s my TV and Dave knows I’ll open a six pack of whoopass all over him if he argues. There’s a robot in it that cost thirty large man and the blokes that built it are from Cambridge University and probably on some serious drugs because there’s no way on earth that thing cost that much. It got beaten by a remote controlled car with a hammer selotaped to it (welllll, there was a bit more to it obviously) built
