What continent is Australia part of?
— Australia’s a continent in it’s own right. It is not part of any other continent. And New Zealand is not part of Australia. Geeze, look at a bloody map. • Which way is North in Australia? Can you believe someone actually asked that? I told them we don’t have North and South, only East and West because were to far away from the North Pole! They were happy. • Is it true that toilets flush the opposite way in Australia? — I dunno — I’ve never studied the way water goes down a dunny, clockwise, anti-clockwise who gives a yirrit as long as whatever’s in it disappears! • AC DC is an American band they have to be because they are so good! — AC DC was formed in Australia — just because they are a fantastic band doesn’t mean they come from the USA. I argued with two guys for 1/2 an hour before giving up! • Do you have grocery stores in Australia like we do? — No, we send the women out to catch kangaroos with their bare hands. We’re not allowed to eat our pet roos! If these questions cam
