Are homeless people dangerous?
Very! Homeless people, much like turtles, are carriers of a number of strains of bacteria that can be fatal to humans. Be sure to wash your hands immediately after you handle a homeless person. Some homeless people are also very aggressive and unpredictable. Remember that the homeless person is a wild animal, and no matter how domesticated or friendly it seems, its instincts can be dangerous. If you ever hear a homeless person making noises like “What’s the frequency?!” or “God, I done told you to shut up!” you should immediately distance yourself. These are signs that the homeless person is in heat and may attempt to bite you or worse.