Where does pixie dust come from?
For years people believed pixies gathered the dust of decaying moon beams and mixed this with some unknown substance to produce the flying powder we commonly call pixie dust. Recent research and a small bribe put this old wives tale to rest. The dust in question is actually some kind of dandruff like shedding that occurs between the fingers of pixies and collects in their pockets. Contrary to popular opinion, mere sprinkling of the substance in question will not produce the flying effect; it must be inhaled and then the product is not flying but flight as the victim flees the scene. Attended by a slight disorientation, sense of motion and rapid relocation one is taken by the impression of flying and is delighted to report same. More research is planned once we find that tiny little jacket again.
