Whos the most neurotic?
Me. I can have a sleepless night worrying about a joke. If you fight, does one or both of you sulk? We both sulk. We can get fired up quickly. Noel tends to say what’s on his mind; his subconscious is very close to the surface, which is part of his gift as a comedian. I bottle everything up and then explode. Most comedians are borderline psychotic. It’s what makes their work interesting. Fielding approaches, looking hopeful. He is, it appears, anxious not to be left out. Barratt lies down in the shade, talking on the phone. Fielding takes a photo of him on his own mobile: ‘Huckleberry Finn’. He whizzes through the questions then asks if he can do them again; he wants his answers to be as good as Barratt’s. He also, interestingly, performs better alone. Even the yawning stops. Noel, tell me five things about yourself, four of them true. Jesus! I’m Jesus. I like clothes. I’m tired. I’m trying to reintroduce a sense of magic, of the fantastic into society. I have an affinity with animals.
