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What would Jesus ride?

April 26, 2017Jesus ride

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What would Jesus ride?

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A. Probably a VeloSolex. What, you thought I was going to suggest your 800-lb. ‘Wing or perhaps a cream-colored Heritage Springer Softtail? Youre on pretty thin ice there, theologically speaking. Of course, so is the question. But that doesn’t seem to stop anyone anymore, and the PhanPhaq doesn’t want to be found deficient in gratuitous blasphemy compared to his fellow mullahs or elected officials. Gott mit uns, dude.