Kirk or Picard?
Kirk. Don’t get me started. I once started a flame war on STREK-L about why I thought the New Generation was a bunch of NAZIs. If you could be any animal what would you be (and why)? An otter. I would be an otter because once, when I was visiting the aquarium in Chicago, the tour guide told me that of all the creatures in the animal kingdom the otter is the only one that would rather play than eat. This matches my personality pretty well, honestly. It’s not so much that I’m a “party animal,” but that making a living is not as important to me as having fun. Thus, the string of boring jobs that have lead to a second career as a writer. I’m actually incredibly ambitious (and disciplined) when it comes to my playing, ie. my writing. But, in the mundane employed universe, I very easily fit the joke “employer recommendation,” “You’ll be lucky to get this employee to work for you.” If you could be any tree what would you be (and why)? A California Redwood. Okay, in all honesty, this has more
