Can Mike Tyson beat Lennox Lewis?
a. It depends on the height of the stepladder b. It depends on who brings up the word “gay” first. c. Beat him at what? Insulting sportswriters? d. Any man with two hands in the ring is dangerous. Even an insane one. Maybe especially an insane one. • Which way would you bet? a. Lewis b. Tyson c. Even money the fight doesn’t come off at all. d. I wouldn’t. Give yourself 5 points for every (a) answer; 4 points for every (b) answer; 2 points for every (c) answer; 1 point for every (d) answer. If you didn’t take this test at all, award yourself 0 points. 50-65 points: Why, you’re a bigger sociopath than Tyson. 35-50 points: You’re more of a Bundini Brown sociopath. 20-35 points: You are a boxing maven. 5-20 points: You are a boxing scholar. 0 points: You are so much better off. Ralph Wiley spent nine years at Sports Illustrated and wrote 28 cover stories on celebrity athletes. He is the author of several books, including “Best Seat in the House,” with Spike Lee, “Born to Play: The Eric Dav
