What is Redbull?
Redbull is any energy drink, best served with alcohol (if you’re 21 or over). Q) Should I give people my boots if they ask for them and I never met them in my life? A) Only if you never want to see your boots again. Q) Why are there so many cool people at Defcon, yet i feel uncool? A) Because you are uncool. Q) How many pieces of clothing should I bring to Defcon? A) Four Q) Is Las Vegas hot in the summer? A) Like a Jalapeno Pepper Q) Why is everyone wearing black? A) So they can blend it, and not be mistaken for a fed. Q) Why don’t the girls seem to like the boys? A) Because most of the boys are uncool. Q) Why do the boys seem to like the boys? A) Because Hizzle is the devil. Q) Do I have to know Linux at Defcon? A) No. And even if you do, you will still probably be uncool. Q) Where can i get video footage of Defcon, I want to see if I can see myself? A) http://www.defcon.org/html/links/defcon-media-archives.html Q) What is the Wall of Sheep? A) “A Defcon tradition is the Wall of Shee
