What sort of people buy Realdog?
Unmitigated freaks, that’s who. No, no, we’re only kidding. Realdog customers include futurists, artistes, art collectors, film-makers, scientists, veterinary professionals, lonely housewives — you name it. We provide Realdogs to single men trying to score with chicks, couples seeking to fill their sad and empty lives, hipsters looking for exotic party favors, pet stores and mortuaries that want the ultimate display dog, or anyone else who desires to possess the world’s most costly artificial dog.
