How are Churros classified?
Let’s step through the chart from top to bottom. You can most assuredly eat a churro. Churros are obviously not gross (and if you think they’re gross, well, they don’t even have churros in China so it still works). The zoo practically encourages you to eat churros, and they taste better with cinnamon than they do with barbeque sauce. Churros are thus placed in the same category as apple pie, and in a different category from hamburgers and owls. This nicely dovetails with the layman’s view of churros. Q: What are bricks related to? A: Good luck trying to fit bricks into the 5 kingdoms. In this scheme, it obviously falls under the category of “hurts teeth.” There’s no useless dithering about whether it reproduces sexually or asexually: it’s a brick. You don’t even need a microscope to confirm it. Just bite the damn thing and skip the other 5 steps of the scientific method. For those of you that have forgotten, the scientific method is: 1. Form a Hypothesis 2. Pour Fluids into Beakers 3.
