HOW LONG WAS THE ELIZABETHAN AGE?
It ran for the 45 years of the reign of Elizabeth I of England, from 1558 to 1603. THIS WEEK’S CUTIES: MOTHER’S DICTIONARY Bottle Feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am, too. Defense: What you’d better have aroun de yard if you’re going to let de children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots. Full Name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look Out!: Wha
