Can anybody give me some yo mama jokes?
Yo mama so fat she takes a bath in the ocean. Yo mama so huge when she got hit by a bus she said “stop throwing those rocks at me!” Yo mama so dumb the weather man said it will be chilly outside today, and she brought her a bowl. Yo mama so ignorant she went into walgreens and asked “how come the walls aren’t green?” Yo mama so wide when I told her to turn around there was a sign on her that said “to be continued.” Yo mama so hairy she need a weed eater instead of a shaver. Yo mama so dumb when the doctor said I will give you a shot she said but you don’t have a gun.