What are coffee monkeys?
Coffee monkeys are newbies. They have to run around making us coffee and generally being our slaves. ^^ It’s an initiation thing, but the tradition has kinda died. However, you can help revive it! If you would like to sign up for eternal servitude as a coffee monkey, report to one of the admins. You don’t get paid, but you do get a free stick-on tail, a luminous plastic sign to wear around your neck, and all the coffee you can drink, and the hours are very flexible.
