Whats with the monochrome, grammar, and courier font?
Because I really hate all that fancy bullshit on personal webpages. Too many colors, tiny bullshit fonts, background music stream files, any blatent or accidental disregard for syntax, punctuation, sentence construction, or word meaning, all those bullshit acronyms and shorten versions of words like “ur” or “blog,” frames and fancy dhtml scripts – why? (The layout of this site isn’t nearly as simple as you might think, but its minimalist style will not distract you from the kickass content.) No matter how many times you use the phrase, “to not be” in your sentences, you’re still splitting infinitives. Furthermore, stop using the word, “ironic.” Whatever you’re about to call “ironic” is not. Jesus never used the word, “ironic” in his gospel. “O ye lambs of God, is not life ironic?” Fuck you.
