Does God prefer waffles or pancakes?
Depends on the faith. I bet Amish God disdains waffles since they are proud and use a specialized machine to create. Quaker God only likes ones purchased through the Quaker Oats company. Catholic God thinks the pancakes are unruly, dripping all over the place instead of fitting the form clearly outlined in the waffle iron. Protestant God doesn’t care one way or the other as long as your love of the pancake or waffle is true. Jewish God prefers kosher bagels and keeps them far from any pork sausage or bacon. Baptist God insists that you add the syrup in front of a live audience. Unitarian God can’t get enough of both, and encourages the syrup to intermingle with the eggs and sausage on the rest of the plate. Both Mormon God and Jehova’s Witness God encourages his followers to go door to door and offer people of other faiths their own waffles and pancakes. And whichever one Muslim God prefers, he’s probably at war with the those who eat the other one. French toast as mentioned below tast
