Is Hell upholstered?
If Hell is upholstered, that means they have need for an upholsterer. This question makes me a little sad as my dad was an upholsterer and a rather good one. I hope he wasn’t recruited. I’m sure the other side needs a good upholsterer too. But to answer your question, I’m positive Hell would be upholstered in bright magenta vinyl (not leather, that would be too nice). It would be painful to look at, uncomfortable, but easy to clean. For extra effect I think the vinyl might be button tufted… Edit – oh, I’m sorry I’m not Christian. I answered anyway because I have above average upholstery knowledge that I just don’t get to use too often.
